Either way we’re gonna have some fun !ġ)There’s a foul plot afoot. Go tell every one that before the day is out : We shall have a wedding.

Call a locksmith! 3)Call a locksmith! 4)Call a locksmith! 5)Call a locksmith! 6)Call a locksmith!ġ)such an unusual name…Latrine…how did your family come across it? 2)we changed it in the 9th century 1)you mean you changed it to Latrine? 2)yeah…used to be shithouseġ)Tell all and one and one and all- That’s a little redundant isn’t it ? 2) What ? 1) Shut up. 1)Uh, darling? 2)What? 1)You’re not going to believe this. 2)To tell the truth I was aiming for the hangman.ġ)Shall I turn the key. 1)Well?ġ)Man, maybe we should send the dummies into battle. 2)Yeah.ġ)Maid Marion! Do you believe in love at first sight? 2)Depends on what you’re looking at. Oh I’m SO happy!ġ)Hey Blinkin! 2) Did you just call me ‘Abe Lincoln?’ġ)How do you feel? 2)I’m DYING, you idiot!ġ)I always wanted to marry a cop! 2)Wait! I’ve changed my mind!ġ)I heard that coming a mile away 2)Well done, Blinkin’ 1) What? Who said that?ġ)I hope she’s still wearing her iron underwear. 2).It’s not my feet, I just washed them!!!ġ)and if theres anything you acquire please don’t hesitate to scream 2)ahhhhh!! 1)coming!! we’re so busy here!ġ)And why should the people listen to you? 2)Because, I can speak with an english accent.ġ)Do you believe in love at first site? 2)Well, it depends on what you’re looking at.ġ)Do you know Praying Mantis? 2)You’re looking at him.ġ)He’s decided to save his own life by betraying his king 2)Oh yeah.thats it…oh…damn my eyes!!ġ)Hello Mrs. 2)Well, it is quite a drive.ġ).There’s a foul plot afoot. 2) YEA!!!!!!ġ) So what do you say, are you with me yay or nay? 2) Uh…which one means yes? 1) ::sigh:: yay 2) YAY!!!!!!!!!ġ) They’ve taken the castle! 2) I thought it felt a bit drafty.ġ)…all the way from Jersey. *My* father couldn’t get me into the National Guard.ġ) So are you with me yea or nay! 2) Uhh…which one means yes? 1) ::sigh:: yea.

Where *have* you been?Ģ) Fighting with King Richard in the Crusades. I promise you won’t go.ġ) Punishable by death. Demand a four day work week and affordable healthcare for saxons…ġ) Promise me you won’t go! 2) Alright. ANd tell the I vow to bring justice to this land ! Right the wrongs ! Introduce folk dancing. 2) I’ll bet !ġ) Oh thank you sir, I shall telol everyone I see, that there is one man in all of Rottingham, who is not afraid to stand up to the sherriff and his men. I forgot to tell you abou my chastity belt. What are you wearing under that cape ? 2) Practically nothing. 2) Follow my lead.Ģ) Pissed off? If I was that close to a horses penis I’d be worried about getting pissed ON.ġ) Oh, but my darling, your freezing. 2) That’s it! Now that you are hear, we have strength of feet! 1) Um… not following. 1) My cat? 2) Chocked on the goldfish.ġ) Now all we need is a feat of strength. I shall marry you !ġ) My goldfish, Goldie? 2) Eaten by the cat. I guess I was wrong…ġ) If you promise not to hurt this man, I shall do te most disgusting thing that I can think of. twit…2)*knocks over the ladder and falls to the ground* I can see! *runs into a tree* nope. 2)How do you do? 3)I’ve been betterġ) Blinkin what are you doing up there? 2)I’m guessing… I’m guessing there’s no one comming. 2) A Jew!? Here!? 1)No no no, not A JEW, ACHOO 3)Putter there man. *croud throw veggies at Robin and Co* Blinkin: Oh, they’ve opened a salad bar!ġ) Blinkin I’d like you to meet Achoo. (Robin)Watch my back(Achoo) your back just got punched twice. We didn’t land on Sherwood Forest, Sherwood Forest landed on us! People of Sherwood Forest, you’ve been had. (In the style of Malcolm X) Look at yourselves. (don giovanni pets his lizard)Sherriff:don, your lizard…it seems limp.Don:well you kno at my age…OH!oh u mean my PET lizard,charlie,he’s sleeping

(2)My cat? (1)Chocked on the goldfish, Oh, ain’t it great to be home? (2)My goldfish Goldie? (1) Eaten by the cat. (2)My dog Pogo? (1)Run over by a carriage. (1)This never would have happened if your father was alive (2)My father’s dead? (1)yes (2)And my mother? (1)She died of pnemonia while…oh, you were away.(2)My three brothers? (1)Died of the plague. ‘This never would have happened if your father was alive.’ ‘He’s dead?’ ‘Yes.’ ‘And my mother?’ ‘She died of pneumonia while…oh you were away.’ ‘My brothers?’ ‘They were all killed by the plague.’ ‘My dog, Pogo?’ ‘Run over by a carriage.’ ‘My goldfish, Goldie?’ ‘Eaten by the cat.’ ‘My cat?’ ‘Choked on the goldfish…But it’s good to be home, ain’t it?’ You can never have my heart, my brain or my sole. 1)You’ll be mine? You’ll give yourself to me every night, and sometimes right after lunch? 2) yes but only my body.

Lend me your ears men in tights